7. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustophobic
6. What kind of candle burns longer, a red candle or a green candle?
Neither - Candles always burn shorter!
5. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite
4. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes
3. Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can Hoe-Hoe-Hoe
2. What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
Noel
1. Just before Christmas, there was an honest politician, a kind lawyer and Santa Claus travelling in a lift of a very posh hotel. Just before the doors opened they all noticed a $5 bill lying on the floor. Which one picked it up?
Santa of course. The other two don't exist.
Ba-dum-bum!
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